Iron Chef at Sea: Sushi Battle
One of the things I was most looking forward to on this trip was the adventure of mooring at different stops up the coast and scrounging for local foods to add to my provisions. Yesterday I had such an occasion. We anchored and then took the dinghy over to an abandoned First Nation's village. On the way there we were passed by one of our boats. They informed us that they saw fresh bear scat and that we should grab the coke can on the dock and place a pebble inside and shake it so the bear would know we were there. Honestly, I pondered the wisdom of letting a bear know my exact address. Meanwhile, Max grabbed the can and shook like hell for the next 20 minutes.I preferred the more civilized technique of screaming "hey bear-y, bear-y!" Our fearless captain forged ahead, leaving the rest of us bringing up the rear, wondering if the photo the other boat took of us as we reached the dock would be the last one ever taken. It didn't comfort me that Buck was around. The headline: "Chef gets mauled by hungry bear before she could even offer it a snack" went through my head. But mostly, I couldn't even hear myself think thanks to Max's vigorous maraca dance.
Meanwhile, I spotted some nettles growing all around. I used the sleeve of my wool sweater to pick them off and stuffed them into a plastic bag. When we arrived safely (phew!) back to the boat I steeped them with a bit of honey for some nettle tea. I then chopped and squeezed the nettles dry. Adding a bit of toasted sesame oil, soy sauce, sesame seeds and seasoned rice vinegar, I set about preparing some sushi for our boat. I used the nettles as a spinach substitute for a futomaki roll (which means literally "fat roll" in Japanese).
I taught my second cooking class the other day. I had no idea what to teach because I had expected that seafood would be readily available and I had been finding it a bit harder to find. Fortunately, as soon as we arrived at Lagoon Cove I spotted a local woman walking a huge bucket of beautiful pink shrimp up to the marina office. I asked her if I could buy a handful from her to use in my class. Turns out the shrimp was for us anyway, as the marina was hosting a shrimp and crab feed for our dinner. I raced back to the boat, sampling a few on the way. They were, hands down, the BEST shrimp I have ever had. Caught that morning, boiled in heavily salted water and pulled way before they had a chance to get rubbery, they were sweet shrimpy goodness.
I decided, mostly because I had only a bit of crab and shrimp to work with, to do a sushi class where the rice and other ingredients could go farther. I knew I wanted the class to sample the differences between the frozen gulf prawns I had provisioned the boat with versus the local fresh shrimp just caught and boiled. There was no comparison. The frozen/thawed/cooked shrimp were good. The local shrimp were UNBELIEVABLY wonderful. No contest.
Sometime before the class started I was informed that the Takagis (the 3 men from Japan traveling with us) were also preparing sushi for that night's potluck dinner. Suddenly, I felt my competitive juices flowing. Could it be that a girl from New Jersey could prepare better sushi than 3 guys from Japan? Tongue firmly in cheek, I explained to my class that this was going to be the first Iron Chef on the High Seas. Buck pointed out that the Takagis had no idea I was also making sushi. I think the class really enjoyed the staged drama. It especially became humorous when Nori, one of the men aboard "Indigo", asked me if he could use our power to run his high-tech rice cooker. Again, remember they have no idea of the competitive fervor that was whipping me into a culinary frenzy. My students asked me if I was going to sabotage his rice (especially after explaining that sushi rice is the most important ingredient to perfect in making sushi). Of course not, I said. I wanted a fair fight.
2 hours later I wrapped up the class and presented these platters to the potluck.
I made the following:- Inari with rice, scallion, tobiko and sesame seed.
- Broiled eel nigiri
- Spicy local shrimp rolls
- Dungeness crab and egg rolls
- Futomaki
- Carrot and hijiki salad
- Sunomono

Buck mentioned at the end of the class that making sushi, to the Takagis, was probably like making a ham sandwich. "Of course, " I said. But in my head I thought " I make a mean ham sandwich..." You probably want to know who won Iron Chef at Sea: Sushi Battle. I'd like to say me, but being that they didn't even know they were on my own reality t.v. show, it seemed unfair to rate our entries. And besides, they only did one kind of roll and actually made more fried things (potato croquettes and dumplings) than sushi. So it would really be unfair to name a winner. (But my offerings were finished before theirs. I won! I won! I won!)
Sea-sickness report: As I was teaching my cooking class I noticed I started to feel pretty dizzy. We were moored but were getting rocked side-to-side by other vessels' wake. Teaching the class, I was spinning from the cutting board to the sink and then behind me to grab ingredients. Sometime in the middle of the class I started feeling pretty green. Afterwards I slapped on another patch, got a good night sleep and decided I better not do dizzy izzies when the boat is rocking.
Meanwhile, today we have been stopped at Sullivan Bay as there were high waves and gale-force winds predicted for our crossing of the Queen Charlotte Strait. We had battened everything down last night, but a 4:30 am skippers meeting led to a weather day being taken in this tiny, tiny marina, with houses floating on logs. The little store had 2 heads of broccoli, 1 cabbage, some onions and 1 bunch of bananas. I single-handedly cleared them out of almost everything. Bear jerky, pringles and beer anyone? That's all that was left.
Thanks to Buck for the opening photo.


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Little do you know.... We saw all of the iron chef competition on the local cable channel here in Seattle -- the hidden cameras in the mess, the tiny shower, and the one on Max's hat insure that we get to see EVERYTHING you are up to:
1) We saw you put MSG into that one dish, pulling the Mrs. Dash shaker out of your fanny...pack.
2) You should know that the Japanese guys are actually actors from a popular Tokyo tv show called "Spunked!" modeled after Ashton Kusher's MTV hit. They are both fluent in English, don't let them fool you.
3) That lady with the shrimp was played by Steve Bichos. Doesn't he do drag well? And we think it's so funny you thought the shrimp were so good -- the producers flew them in from a Thai shrimp farm earlier in the week.
Oh, and everyone here is watching the webcam hidden in your bunk! Oh, that's gross. Stop sniffing your shoes!
What...no pickled plums on your provisions list?
And how's the knee healing?
Looks like you're having a fabulous time! As an added bonus, when you get back...I really will show you the "Ham Hock on a String" video. :)
Hey gal - Susan finally here. I read through your entire blog tonight. What a wonderful adventure! And the food photos. Wow. Your work trip rates much higher than my recent 5-day workshop in Bend. I'll be a more constant reader now. Love you!
Voyage Voyeur: Amazingly, "moonwalk" used Mrs. Dash on his steak and one of our boaters is allergic to MSG and has mentioned it a billion times. So now I believe I really am being monitored. Hilarious about the shrimp flown in from Thailand! Bicho!
Grand Poobette: Pickled plums, check, check. Knee is on the mend and amputation at sea was avoided. Can't wait to get home to see that!
Susan: How are you?? Thanks for checking in. Hi to everyone for me.
Chef,
Your entry re: Iron Chef on the High Seas reminded me that you’re a fan of the Bravo reality-TV show, “Top Chef.” Since you’ve been stuck in a galley far from home and likely have missed the latest episodes, I thought I’d pass along this update.
Actually, you may know some of the news if you’ve been able to pick up a paper along the way; the contestants’ off-screen antics have made headlines now that the show has headed to Vegas for the final cook-off.
Stress is apparently taking its toll. “Crybaby Chef Cracks in Vegas Melee” was the banner in yesterday’s NY Post. Their lead feature recounted twenty-four sordid hours in the life of show finalist and emotional wellspring Dave Martin following his arrival in Las Vegas.
As the Post tells it: With a day off to prepare for the next episode, Martin thought he would get a little inspiration from the local tourist attractions before heading to a hotel kitchen reserved for the show’s use.
He bypassed the Liberace museum, however, for a morning visit to Buck’s Gun and Ammo, where patrons can shoot a 50-caliber automatic rifle at targets a quarter-mile away in the desert scrub. Witnesses there recounted that Martin entered the establishment looking dazed and glassy-eyed, but say he soon grew loud and belligerent once he started at the firing range.
Doug Pickle of Fort Meyers, Florida, was beside Martin at the range. “He seemed like kind of a quiet guy at first, especially for a place like this,” said Pickle. “But soon it was ‘suck my [expletive] meatballs, Batali,’ and ‘kick THIS [expletive] up a notch, you [expletive] pipsqueak [expletive] Legasse,’ with every shot he fired. He’s quite a strange little man.”
Workers at the range eventually wrestled the gun from Martin’s hands, but not before one last tirade: “Forty dollars a day? Forty dollars a day?! I wouldn’t pay 40 dollars for a WEEK on top that little slut Rachael. This is VEGAS, baby – I own this town!”
Apparently emboldened by his outburst at Buck’s, Martin was spotted a short time later leaving the Bellagio, screaming “can’t anyone mix a decent pallini in this town?” at the parking valets.
Eight-two year old Fanta Hammock, who was in Las Vegas with a senior citizen’s group from Biloxi, was knocked flat by Martin as he pinballed through the slots arcade at the Luxor hotel. “He didn’t even help me up,” recounted Hammock. “He just stood over me, with a little twitch in his face, and screamed at me. Something about his gnocci being as soft and supple as a teenager’s [expletive],” Hammock said. “No manners at all.”
Fortunately, Hammock was able to rejoin the Greyhaired Gamblers, with only her “Double Down with a Mississippi Grandma” t-shirt the worse for wear.
Similar scenes ensued up and down the Strip, culminating in a riotous outburst at the Bellagio’s casino. Martin had returned there with an entourage reported to include a collection of male and female escorts he allegedly hired from Vixens in Vegas, and had found his luck at the baccarat table.
Good times turned bad, however, when attention shifted from Martin to other members of the on-screen team from Top Chef. As the three co-hosts, led by Tom Colicchio, made their entrance and walked through the casino, witnesses said Martin’s temper flared at a perceived snub. Eventually, he confronted the hosts, who tried to play down the tension by joking with the semi-finalist chef.
Martin would not be appeased. Patrons in the casino say Martin blinked and wiped away tears as he made an impassioned plea to Colicchio and various other bystanders. But when the host and chef of NYC’s famed Gramercy Tavern turned to leave, Martin directed his anger at the other Top Chef hosts.
“You are MY bitch, bitch!” he screamed at the show’s perky and petite host Katie Lee Joel. “I’m gonna bend you over and stuff you like a lapin farci!” He chased her through the craps tables as the casino pianist struck up “New York State Of Mind” in a nod to Katie Lee’s husband, Billy. Martin’s drunken lumbering, however, was no match for Katie’s ability to leap deer-like atop the slot machines, where her bodyguard retrieved her and hustled her out through the lobby. A frothing Martin was soon dragged off the floor.
Other contestants fared better during the off day in Las Vegas. Harold Dieterle spent the day reducing twenty four gallons of venison demi-glace, while Tiffani Faison plucked feathers from a dozen ostrich she acquired from a hawker on the Strip that morning.
Anyway, just thought you’d want to know what you missed. Happy cruising.
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